Tag: wtf
member name: De ( Villagers, they're what's for breakfast) M.
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November 05, 2009 01:22 AM EST --
*sigh* One of my friends at work has chained a concrete block to the office merry-go-round. Everybody is still on for the ride, but he sure is sucking all the fun out of the day.
He's . . .
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June 15, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
Saturday Night Live is a pretty far out, anything goes show but there are a few things that will get you kicked out the door. How big of an ass do you have to be to get banned from the show for life? . . .
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August 16, 2009 04:39 PM EDT --
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions with one of their song titles. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! . . .
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November 05, 2009 10:04 AM EST --
I'll have a lot of explaining to do at work today because I'll be walking in with a shiner.
Last night, my 75lb lab mix gave me a black eye.
When I get home at 5:30, the dogs are always so happy they . . .
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August 26, 2007 11:24 PM EDT --
My husband badgered me to go to Bally's with him today. I usually work out in my home gym or take a run or climb outside (I'm stuck in an office all day), but he talked me into it. Sunday is a . . .
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May 09, 2008 10:55 PM EDT --
Ok, I'm driving home tonight and I see one of the dumbest things I think I've ever witnessed.
We have speed bumps in our neighborhood to slow down drivers on the single street that's . . .
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September 02, 2008 03:13 PM EDT --
Remember back in middle school when you and your little friends used to hunker down in the back of civics class and draw tattoos on each other with a ball point pen? Chewbacca with a lightsaber . . .
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August 30, 2009 03:47 AM EDT --
The oldest living plant in the world isn't that bristle cone pine in Nevada or that huckleberry in Pennsylvania.
It's a colony of King's Holly found in the Tasmanian rain forest. . . .
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April 12, 2008 06:38 PM EDT --
I once ate "10% more" box of Fruit Loops in one sitting. I immediately got sick and puked a Disneyesque puddle. I didn't have to go to school and there was a fire there. Several . . .
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June 05, 2008 11:10 PM EDT --
There are so many bizarre ways to go. Isadora Duncan was strangled to death when her trademark long scarf got caught in the wheel of an auto she was riding in. Sonny Bono crashed into a tree . . .
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July 01, 2009 12:18 AM EDT --
To celebrate Anti-Boredom Month, I've combed the internet looking for the most boring films, books, music and places so we can avoid them. Please don't go to, read, see, listen to, or watch any of these . . .
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December 12, 2007 06:40 PM EST --
As I get older and my brain begins to calcify, I find that odd things amuse me...things I never paid attention to before. For instance, Saturday, I participated in a three-way call with my mother and . . .
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June 07, 2008 01:30 PM EDT --
My parents took my sister and me to Disneyland when I was in 6th grade. My father and I ended up in one boat and my mother and sister in another. Well about halfway through the ride the boat my father . . .
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January 16, 2009 10:50 PM EST --
10. The beer is warm and the stripper is 60.
9. Someone is explaining to you why HTML doesn't have commands because it's only a markup language and not a programming language. . . .
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November 15, 2007 06:59 PM EST --
I hate Xmas and all the stress, spending, and commercialism associated with it. I wish we could ban all the cheesy decorations, the "Big Sale!" flyers, the mine-is-bigger-than-yours shopping . . .
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February 09, 2008 04:35 AM EST --
10 Hottest Babes From the Original Star Trek (in reverse order)
10. Nona - Dig Nona's monkey-fur jacket and skin-tight pedal pushers. Is she a hippy? A witch? Whenever Nona appears . . .
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April 24, 2008 08:41 PM EDT --
The Greatest: One Hit Wonders of the 80s
There were a lot of one hit groups in the 80s who charted with quirky or experimental tunes. Many of these artists moved on to other bands or solo . . .
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September 07, 2009 05:15 PM EDT --
The Jericho, Arkansas police just may be the worst police force in America.
Last week, during a seven-to-one scuffle in a county court room, a Jericho officer shot their town's Fire Chief, . . .
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March 27, 2009 01:25 PM EDT --
Writers switch genres occassionally. Anne Rice did erotica as A.N. Roquelaure. J.K. Rowling is switching to crime fiction. Maybe it's a marketing device. . . .
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July 24, 2008 11:59 PM EDT --
The do-able or no debate about Commander Data rages on.
As you may remember, Data got a thumbs down from me. Even though he's programmed in "multiple ways of pleasuring." . . .
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