Tag: funny
member name: De (It takes a pillage to raze a village.) M.
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September 02, 2008 03:13 PM EDT --
Remember back in middle school when you and your little friends used to hunker down in the back of civics class and draw tattoos on each other with a ball point pen? Chewbacca with a lightsaber . . .
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May 18, 2009 11:50 PM EDT --
Graduations Gone Wild
I arrived at the gym on time. We all queued up and put on our caps and gowns. I was lucky because that year, the vendor was out of the usual horrific burgandy gowns . . .
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May 03, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
Like most little girls, I had a collection of Barbies. I had the Malibu Barbie, Sunshine Barbie, Ballerina Barbie (she always fell out of the stupid plastic stand) Barbie's palomino horse, . . .
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July 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT --
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." . . .
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July 04, 2009 05:11 AM EDT --
In honor of International Joke Day, here are the jokes considered the funniest in the world according to a scientific study by the Laugh Lab in the United Kingdom:
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January 03, 2009 01:24 AM EST --
This is kind of a fun, stupid thing to try. Put any word in the Sloganizer and get an auto generated advertising phrase sure to increase business and heartburn.
I put in "dragon" so . . .
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January 16, 2009 10:50 PM EST --
10. The beer is warm and the stripper is 60.
9. Someone is explaining to you why HTML doesn't have commands because it's only a markup language and not a programming language. . . .
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July 01, 2009 12:18 AM EDT --
To celebrate Anti-Boredom Month, I've combed the internet looking for the most boring films, books, music and places so we can avoid them. Please don't go to, read, see, listen to, or watch any of these . . .
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April 13, 2009 07:03 PM EDT --
Some of these obviously took a lot of time, effort and/or money. I wonder if the progenitors of these horrors have any friends at all. At some point, didn't a relative or neighbor who saw . . .
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October 10, 2008 11:26 PM EDT --
Truth,
2002. It's 11:30 PM on Halloween and we have already brought in the lawn chairs and put out the candle in the pumpkin. No kids in sight.
The doorbell rings. The two guys standing . . .
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January 16, 2009 11:03 PM EST --
10. During those awkward silences you tried to lighten the mood with "Yo mama" jokes.
9. It's nothing she says, but it's her facial expression as she is wheeled into the . . .
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June 09, 2008 01:50 AM EDT --
1. Homer : "Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for Him."
(Episode BABF 11: Missionary Impossible , airdate Feb 20, 2000)
2. . . .
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January 16, 2009 10:32 PM EST --
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the . . .
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December 09, 2008 09:57 PM EST --
The Virgin Mary has appeared on the bottom of a baking pan (a rather shabby one), the side of a decrepit building, on a rock in Norfolk, and on a pebble in Australia. Jesus made an appearance on a . . .
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January 17, 2009 12:20 AM EST --
I confess; I am a bad driver.
I do not have a good excuse.
There is no medical excuse. I don't have bad eyesight or a medical condition that interfers with correct operation of my vehicle. They . . .
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